Seriously Irrelevant

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christianmingle:

blackandgoldkeywork:

Christian Mingle - Movie Trailer

Yes, this is a movie made by the dating site. Yes, that is Gretchen Wieners as the main character. And yes, as a Christian, I thoroughly embarrassed that anyone even THOUGHT of this idea, let alone made it into a movie.

this is going to be terrible for my tag

-_- Are we really just making movies out of websites? Again? Christian Mingle? If that movie doesn’t end with a big flamboyant gay wedding officiated by Dan Savage on the steps of the Sistine Chapel while the Pope dances with Pat Robertson to the tune of Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda, why make it? Does this mean the infomercial for Christian Mingle at 4AM is now gonna be a 2 hour romantic comedy? I don’t know… So many questions, but mainly: “why?”

(via sleepyaxolotls)

Sometimes I feel like hitting the gym… with a wrecking ball… without people… maybe just with the douchebags inside.

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via kinda-real-awkward)